Niigata Prefecture

Niigata Prefecture. When I first started reading this wikiarticle I thought about all the feelings of being in love. It's very romantic, like moving in with someone, two people are now together within the context of society and the successful outcome of this existence is children and marriage, the continuation of the species, with lots of walking around, spaghetti dinners with bottles of wine, it's an important step in the sociobiological process of reproduction, with an emphasis on being very pleased with one's life and the results of one's existence. Do you remember when we used to sit, in the government yard in Trenchtown?

Seriously.

新潟県の自治体等
Niigata City:新潟市: 北区 North End | 東区 East End| 中央区 Center City | 江南区 | 秋葉区 Autumn World | 南区 South End | 西区 West End | 西蒲区
Major cities in Niigata ken:その他市部:
長岡市 | This second word is used a lot, it is a cat looking in a mousehole, or I suppose a weasel or a marmot, various agencies such as crime, bad government, ill friends, nosy family members, are part of the communications environment, life and happiness and romance seem to go on anyway. In this case the cat looking in is "long", it longs to be in the den or garrett one is now in.
三条市 | Looks like "3 Fixes".
柏崎市 | For men, one reliable method of moving from a single state to a double state involves ESPN, pro cheerleaders, Maxim, Brian McKnight, Jang Nara, and Ellen DeGeneres. After this works, the relationship itself is the center and the nice media blizzard is just something that is happening outside.
新発田市 | Ar-Ti-Fi-Cial - when one is in a big relationship one achieves a new anesthetized state, it suddenly is not a chore to go to work every day for the rest of one's life, things that used to vex are now difficult to get to.
小千谷市 | Small 1,000 Valley City - It is so cute how everything reproduces, one wasn't as aware of it before; everything has a father and mother, it's a created world.
加茂市 | "I googled 'couchgrass', we can make a couch." "I have a recipe for cola, we'll never have to buy any." - Being funny.
十日町市 |
見附市 | The government seems so benign.
村上市 | Village Top - This is the best place, I guess this must be the place, we can live here 4eva.
燕市 | The store windows are so bright and there are so many shoppers; + this occurs around Christmastime.
糸魚川市 |
妙高市 | As a successful reproductive unit, I am now a vested member of society, I see stuff in catalogs and I like to think of what I need. I see a computer server, for instance, and I think "I think I'll need one of those (someday)."
五泉市 | 5 Springs; we have been sleeping on this futon for two years now; we should buy a bedroom set.
上越市 | I think we should eat some Vietnamese soup tonight.
阿賀野市 | "I say, How fascinating this adult movie is, it's like a brutal wilderness, why on earth is it on?" "IDK, it just came on by itself; it is interesting in a kind of a way; did you pick up our tax forms?" I did, Click...
佐渡市 | "I don't wear these superfoxy clothes anymore" + "I now have phone numbers on my phone I can't remember when I used."
魚沼市 | Your cooking is the best. And the guy at the deli was wicked funny.
南魚沼市 | I guess we should set up some sort of prenewlywed reward system for cooking and such.
胎内市 | We're pregnant!

Other, more outlying zones of Niigata Pref:

北蒲原郡: 聖籠町 When I put our ring on I feel like Saint Superman.
西蒲原郡: 弥彦村 You look good today
南蒲原郡: 田上町 Let's split this ice cream sandwich
東蒲原郡: 阿賀町 We need a paper plate
三島郡: 出雲崎町 Girls are neater than boys
北魚沼郡: 川口町 Hunger is a river.
南魚沼郡: 湯沢町 Getting a big bowl of soup to eat on the train.
中魚沼郡: 津南町 Sign says: "We don't serve big ramen at the train station snack place"
刈羽郡: 刈羽村 x + y = z, go figure
岩船郡: 関川村 | 荒川町 | 神林村 | 朝日村 | 山北町 | 粟島浦村
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Niigata:新潟県:Robot Chicken just doesn't do it for me anymore.