Think of how not one movie star or tv star ever really goes off against Hollywood. Considering that there are many hundreds of known stars out there, and that this is America, the fact that it is pretty much unknown for a star to dis his or her own show, means that there must be some massive enforcement system in place.
Think of it. The chances of Matthew Perry, star of NBC's Friends, if he decided to embark on an irritated crusade against his former employer, is just nil. "Friends sucks", which is too obvious of a thing to say, is taboo for him and taboo for every person in the "industry". Some industry. Maybe Michael Moore could take a look at this. We need some fresh air.
I am a film major. And by "dis your own show" I mean really try to sink it. We have a lot of GE stock out there, so don't screw up, that's a lot of jet engines.
Note to actors and actresses: If you are going to criticize your own shows, be nice about it as people really like the material. "This blog sucks."
Originally I tabbed this Ming Dynasty poet as "Sugary Sweet Hollywood Shark". To generalize, I will use "Sugar Shark" for the time being, and I hope it works out. This choice leads to a consideration of the work as a partial antidote to the chosen name. Whatever. As far as the "Sugar Shark" is concerned, if you've never been hungover, then you don't really know. These seem to be jukebox-type songs.
诗词名:伤内 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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伤内 5 Bourbon, 5 Scotch, 5 Beer
凄凄白露零，Dew is beer,
百卉谢芬芳；It's a blizzard to pop the top
槿花易衰歇，Fake actors on Monday Night Football are maybe hyper
桂枝就销亡；Pay the bills in cinnamon and wait for the phone to shut off
迷途无往驾，The riddle of the center of society (grain, housing, the military)
款款何从将；Is no place to spend one's weekend or evening
晓月丽尘梁，Fresh air is nice, but it don't matter
白日照春阳；There's no shortage of it outside
扰景念畴昔，Prime time is off the screen
肝裂魂飘扬。Me and my friends have some money in our pocket
诗词名:警世 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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警世 (literally) Cop World
世事如舟挂短篷，Cop World is girls clokking guys
或移西岸或移东。Or is it the other way around?
几回缺月还圆月，The difference might be important
数阵南风又北风。And the numbers don't lie
岁久人无千日好，Dreaming with my family at this roast
春深花有几时红。Hitting the head and talking 'bout our cold case
是非入耳君须忍，The grille is not now open to stragglers
半作痴呆半作聋。I think I know about stragglers.
诗词名:言怀 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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Sorry, this is translated free form. Catch the spirit.
言怀 A Toast
笑舞狂歌五十年， Laughing dancing garanimal 50 year anniversary
花中行乐月中眠。 The flowers look real nice
漫劳海内传名字， Drink up, we paid for the bar til 9 o'clock
谁论腰间缺酒钱。 Who needs a drink?
诗赋自惭称作者， I haven't really prepared a great toast
众人多道我神仙。 So follow along
些须做得工夫处， No one compares to this hardworking husband
莫损心头一寸天。 And his boggling wife (and family)
诗词名:醉诗 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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Lots of sake ads in Japan and soju ads in Korea show transcendentally peaceful green forests/jungles.
醉诗 Alcoholic Poem
碧桃花树下， Deep green tree forest
大脚墨婆浪， Bigfoot will arrive to catch this wave
未说铜钱起， No talking, party! (comic)
先铺芦席床。 It's a defensive precaution
诗词名:妒花 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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妒花 Hi, girl!
昨夜海棠初着雨， - I seen you yesterday at the beach, it rained
数点轻盈娇欲语。 - I'm surprised to see you here at the inn
佳人晓起出兰房， Oh, yeah, you're excellent, I saw you in school, not to be stupid,
折来对镜化红妆。 You came to my party at New Years
问郎花好奴颜好？ - What was that? I know I went to a party, last year, right, I had a very nice time
郎道不如花窈窕。 Yeah, last year, the flower party
佳人闻语发娇嗔，- I don't remember the flowers
不信死花胜活人。- I was in the band
将花揉碎掷郎前：Right. What are you drinking?
请郎今日伴花眠！- Jagermeister?
诗词名:桃花庵歌 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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桃花庵歌 --- this one's deeper than the rest
桃花坞里桃花庵，
桃花庵下桃花仙；
桃花仙人种桃树，
又摘桃花卖酒钱。
酒醒只在花前坐，
酒醉换来花下眠；
半醒半醉日复日，
花落花开年复年。
但愿老死花酒间，
不愿鞠躬车马前；
车尘马足富者趣，
酒盏花枝贫者缘。
若将富贵比贫贱，
一在平地一在天；
若将贫贱比车马，
他得驱驰我得闲。
别人笑我忒疯癫，
我笑别人看不穿；
不见五陵豪杰墓，
无花无酒锄做田。
诗词名:言志 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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言志 Dissertation of Beer (Song of Waitron)
不炼金丹不坐禅，One must never dis a baby businessman at his supper
不为商贾不耕田 Give him now the time of day
闲来写就青山卖，You might be a superstar
不使人间造孽钱！Accept his money anyway!
(sit down)
诗词名:题陶谷赠词图 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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题陶谷赠词图 The Pocket Protector Map of Your Pocket
一宿姻缘逆旅中，I am sure that facts are real
短词聊以识泥鸿。I like that nice girl Jennifer Beals
当时我作陶承旨，I've looked around all day long
何必尊前面发红。This pitcher's dry and that is wrong
诗词名:讽炼金方士 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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讽炼金方士 Do you wanna puke now?
破衣衫中破布裙，No, I don't want to puke
逢人便说会烧银。I am figuring a hard angle
君何不自烧些用，On money and the future
担水河头卖与人。 Of this godforsaken campus
This is a true story.
诗词名:张梦晋改流水诗 作者:唐寅 朝代:明 体裁: 类型:
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张梦晋改流水诗 I Dream of Jeanne
浅浅水，You're OK
断又续，You are great
在山清，Give me a minute
出山浊。Take a break
曲曲折折难回头，How's your day
呜呜咽咽日夜哭。 Was it good?
问伊伤心何其多，If you ask me
悔恨当初出幽谷。I l-i-k-e you
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