Good one, Eliot;

Providence = Neurotic
Boston = Irritated
Philadelphia = Unorganized
Washington = Secretive
Minneapolis = Unhappy
Los Angeles = Unhealthful

and

New York = Poor.

Normally in the course of human affairs, as seen on cable news channels and sports radio, people talk and talk about all the different problems in the world and that's good; the governor seems to have actually alienated many people on Wall Street, the very key to his political venue. What a puzzling turn of events!